Skiarrhea

Pronounced similarly to Diarrhea, the Skiarrhea is a move only few can pull off.

Whilst skiing with an upset stomach, one must start by "dropping trou". Keep in mind you would still be moving at this point. You then spread your skis apart and lower your ass cheeks close to the snow. Hover your ass cheeks close to the snow and let the shit fly. If done correctly, you should leave a nice brown streak on the ski run you are performing on.

Also keep in mind:
1) The Skiarrhea is even more fun if trou is dropped RIGHT in front of someone
2) The runnier the shit is, the more awesome the streak will be.

DUDE You totally left a fat Skiarrhea streak in front of that guy!

Damn dude what did you eat? You owned that guy with your Skiarrhea

by Sinful_Smoke February 11, 2009

Semiarrhea

a digestive condition in which your stool has a consistency and form similar to diarrhea, but not quite as runny. Like diarrhea, also known to cause frequent trips to the bathroom. Can come in the form of beer shits.

I really needed to be productive today, but I had a terrible case of semiarrhea.

by Marsupial54 April 24, 2009

skirthead

a person who frequently uses methamphetamine

one skirthead says to another skirthead "wanna do some skirt" and the other skirthead says... alright you guys get it.

by that one skirthead in the example April 11, 2007

Skyarrhea

That hideous mix of ice and rain when the temperature is between 31 and 33 degrees Fahrenheit, combined with a stiff Northern wind. It's as if mother nature is literally shitting on all of creation.

"Oh man, it's terrible outside. I've never seen skyarrhea like this before."

by Mandude the glorious April 12, 2008

shiarrea

When you think you have to shit a solid, but half of it explodes out your ass and splashes back up on you.

Dude, get the fuck out of the way, I am about to shiarrea everywhere!!!

by Margarita April 15, 2005

shiarrhea

When stupid people won't stop talking about Shia LaBeouf they are said to have shiarrhea.

Airhead 1: OMG! Shia is sooo hawwwwt in Transformers!

Airhead 2: I knoooowww rigghhhtttt?

Me: Mmm yeah we need to get you some pepto airhead #1. You've totally got shiarrhea.

*Airhead 2 points and laughs*

*Airhead 1 turns red*

by lilwangster July 9, 2011

shiarrhea

when you have explosive diarrhea poop that is too shy to come out. come on, it's diarrhea, it's meant to come out fast and furious! usually happens after a night of drinking and then spending the night in an unfamiliar place.

i got to the bathroom and i knew i had to go, but apparently it was shiarrhea. finally, once i got comfortable with my surroundings, it came out.

by dointhisbymyself January 4, 2008