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smeared shit across the cunt
The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.
smeared shit across the cunt by Zonal K June 28, 2018
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Smeared
In basic terminology, Smeared is a word that is used to represent an event of social disorder where one is to be dissed, slapped or abused as a result of other's enjoyment. Therefore, Smeared is most commonly used as an insult or retort to the abused individual not being able to form a comeback.
Aamir: You're an epic fail.
Sam: The only fail was your dad's condom...
Everyone surrounding the individuals: Smeared.
Sam: The only fail was your dad's condom...
Everyone surrounding the individuals: Smeared.
Smeared by Lightning B & Mathematics May 2, 2011
Scarhead
An obsessive fan of the Harry Potter series. Scarheads participate in the "HP" fandom through activities such as writing/reading fan fiction, listening to wizard rock, attending symposiums, etc. Also called Potterheads.
Scarhead by queenofwands March 31, 2008
Shmeathead
Someone who is stupid and is always doing or saying some dumb shit
Originated in Manhattan Village Academy
Originated in Manhattan Village Academy
Shmeathead by The real point guard October 16, 2018
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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