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swazzaled
To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.
swazzaled by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011
Swatball
A game played by two people sitting about seven feet apart seeing how many times they can hit a foam stress ball back and forth without letting it touch the ground.
Swatball by The Other White Dude February 17, 2008
Arnold SwatzaNIGGA
yo my name is Arnold SwatzaNIGGA
Arnold SwatzaNIGGA by DeluxeSk December 14, 2014
Cock Swataling
The act of cradling one's penis and ballsack in a long luxurious golden locks extending down to the taint gently tied into a knot.
Cock Swataling by Lafeye April 20, 2019
swatzilla
one who demonstrates supreme stupidity and says aint alot leading to demise of her pride and slip on american eagle shoes