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by frank May 13, 2005
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swazzaled

To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.
by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011
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Swatball

A game played by two people sitting about seven feet apart seeing how many times they can hit a foam stress ball back and forth without letting it touch the ground.
"Hey Simone, want to play some Swatball?"
by The Other White Dude February 17, 2008
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Cock Swataling

The act of cradling one's penis and ballsack in a long luxurious golden locks extending down to the taint gently tied into a knot.
I heard you were "Cock Swataling" last night.
by Lafeye April 20, 2019
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swatzilla

one who demonstrates supreme stupidity and says aint alot leading to demise of her pride and slip on american eagle shoes
That girl is swatzilla sexy!
by jennatils November 17, 2009
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Swazaled

When a car is in an accident that has totaled their car.
Wow that car was almost swazaled.
by Unlessclown May 9, 2018
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