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To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.
swazzaled by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011

Swangalang

The act of slapping the penis until it makes a 360 degree rotation. This can be done individually, through an immature prank, or by sexual request.
1. The man’s penis did a complete swangalang as he hit it out of boredom.

2. The football player swung his arm and swangalanged his fellow teammate while he wasn’t looking in the shower.

3. The man asked his wife to perform a swangalang while they were in the heat of passion.
Swangalang by Framulation April 4, 2019
Dean: Get em up Swanzac.
Swanzac: (Gets em up)
Swanzac by Sola bois July 18, 2019

Swankalishious

•the epitome of an extremely attractive female
Damn, Did you see Emily, Lizette, and Kris...!? Those ladies are Swankalishious.
Swankalishious by Morganumber1 January 20, 2015

Swankalicious

When something is so ungodly dank, that the word dank just doesn't cover it.
Dan:"Dude I just swished a basket from across the court!"
Thomas:"That's swankalicious dude!"
Swankalicious by YanieBoy November 19, 2018

swangalicious 

adj: incredibly awesome

used to describe anything that is exceptionally great

derived from the Swang building at Lipscomb University
Mmmm.... that cookie was swangalicious!
swangalicious by Mojangles November 11, 2010