Swazaled 

When a car is in an accident that has totaled their car.

Wow that car was almost swazaled.

Swazaled by Unlessclown May 9, 2018

swazzaled

To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.

swazzaled by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011

Swazoled 

If you spend you money on useless things.

I swazoled away my money on that bull horn.

Swazoled by sctso May 8, 2003