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Swass Bandit 

A man or woman wielding a weapon, i.e. a gun, knife, or deadly fists that demand you allow them to take your underwear in collateral with your life. The Swass Bandit may go impromptu during the theft and demand you spread your butt cheeks so they can sniff and lick your sweaty asshole. This will usually happen within the hottest months of the summer.
Whilst walking home home from work, it was really hot and I was ambushed by a Swass Bandit. She came out of the bushes and demanded to sniff my panties. I happily obliged as the knife was sharp, and readily spread my ass cheeks to indulge the Swass Bandits fetish.
Swass Bandit by Rimjob Ninja May 22, 2013
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to be fitter than the average bear
swabster, swafer, swaby, swabe, swabzilla, swabsy, beanie wearin swaber, SWABY!!!!!!
swaby by stavros. K February 11, 2003
taken from the legend himself, Matt Swaby. Means sumthing or someone is "pretty 'fly' for a white guy"
Steve said to Jo that Bill was looking kinda 'Swaby'
swaby by steeb February 11, 2003
Popularized by the griefing group Team Avolition, a swastar is a Star of David with a swastika inscribed within the center hexagon.
Player 1: Did you see what those griefer fucks did?
Player 2: No, what?
Player 1: They tore down a massive build and put up a swastar in its place.
Swastiks are those kind of extraordinary people who may be not a love at first sight, but believe me once you get to know him, you'll know that he's the most sweetest type of person out there in the entire world...
They usually seem to be shy and very decent but once you get to know them, you'll see the original form- very talkative n....
Overall, Swastiks are the best form of guys any girl could ever get, they normally have a lit nature, great personality, very caring, loving, loyal and are quite talented too.. Some of them are also known as 'One man Army' due to their incredible strength!!!!
Last but not the least they usually don't talk to a lot of girls, but believe me that of those of the few he talks to, are really lucky.
A Swastik will be there for his friends even in the hardest times ever, but those only count for only his few fellas!!
Having a Swastik as a friend is really a blessing!
Follow Swastik, be like Swastik
Girl 1: Hey check on that guy over there with that girl!
Girl 2: She must be so lucky to have him as a friend!!
Girl 1: Who's he btw?
Girl 2: You don't know him!? He's Swastik.. the best anyone could ever get😍
Swastik by Karen Mendez April 23, 2019

Swashington 

A sex position; a cross between the wheelbarrow and the swirlie
Brian: I can't believe you gave Sara a swashington.
Matt: I know. Can you believe she let me swash her?
Swashington by Tyranitar September 21, 2009