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The fact that Theresa likes Nathaniel is still a very swashed idea to wrap my head around
Swashed by BigPopper123 April 5, 2023
Drunk as hell, went too crazy and past the point of no return

Shout out Jayson and reese
Man I'm absolutely swashed right now, time to drive.
Swashed by Reeseeee June 23, 2023
Drank too much, way past the point of no return or a gigantic swig or chug of alcohol
Man I'm absolutely swashed right now, let me grab my keys
Swashed by Reeseeee June 23, 2023

Swashed buckled at the benders 

When you can’t walk or talk because you’ve been on an mdma bender
Brendan, I am swashed buckled at the benders!!

Swashed Out

When you see somebody wearing Mixed Matched shoelaces, Different shoes, Colored Jeans, Chain Wallets, etc. ; When you see someone trying to wear a style thats not even cool anymore
Man, I was talking to Kevin yesterday and his outfit was so Swashed Out.
Swashed Out by WhiteVans3 March 10, 2012

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".