swashed

Something that has been used and resold as is.

That urban decay naked palette is Swashed.

by Brandon.s97 September 6, 2016

Swashed

Fucked up, not making sense

The fact that Theresa likes Nathaniel is still a very swashed idea to wrap my head around

by BigPopper123 April 5, 2023

Swashed

Drunk as hell, went too crazy and past the point of no return

Shout out Jayson and reese

Man I'm absolutely swashed right now, time to drive.

by Reeseeee June 23, 2023

Swashed

Drank too much, way past the point of no return or a gigantic swig or chug of alcohol

Man I'm absolutely swashed right now, let me grab my keys

by Reeseeee June 23, 2023

Swashed buckled at the benders

When you can’t walk or talk because you’ve been on an mdma bender

Brendan, I am swashed buckled at the benders!!

by Swashed buckled at the benders October 17, 2019

Swashed Out

When you see somebody wearing Mixed Matched shoelaces, Different shoes, Colored Jeans, Chain Wallets, etc. ; When you see someone trying to wear a style thats not even cool anymore

Man, I was talking to Kevin yesterday and his outfit was so Swashed Out.

by WhiteVans3 March 10, 2012

A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008