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Something that has been used and resold as is.
That urban decay naked palette is Swashed.
swashed by Brandon.s97 September 6, 2016
Words you can keep
The fact that Theresa likes Nathaniel is still a very swashed idea to wrap my head around
Swashed by BigPopper123 April 5, 2023
Drunk as hell, went too crazy and past the point of no return

Shout out Jayson and reese
Man I'm absolutely swashed right now, time to drive.
Swashed by Reeseeee June 23, 2023
Drank too much, way past the point of no return or a gigantic swig or chug of alcohol
Man I'm absolutely swashed right now, let me grab my keys
Swashed by Reeseeee June 23, 2023

Swashed buckled at the benders 

When you can’t walk or talk because you’ve been on an mdma bender
Brendan, I am swashed buckled at the benders!!

Swashed Out

When you see somebody wearing Mixed Matched shoelaces, Different shoes, Colored Jeans, Chain Wallets, etc. ; When you see someone trying to wear a style thats not even cool anymore
Man, I was talking to Kevin yesterday and his outfit was so Swashed Out.
Swashed Out by WhiteVans3 March 10, 2012

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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