Swagosaurus

Any individual whose character is noticeably flawed by "swag". (a personality defect which entices the carrier to act in any manner one would find irritating and irrational) Their state of swagger brings out an irrational sense of superiority and power, usually resulting in the individual pursuing a lesser quality of living.

Identifying features include: hats worn improperly, a jacket worn in inappropriate weather, jeans sagging below the waistline, an awkward gait in their stride, a posse of slutty women, and beginning most sentences with bro, dude, yo, or hey.

1. The swagosaurus was seen walking down the street with his cap on backwards murmuring drunken whispers underneath his noxious breath.

2. John: "Yo swagling, viswagra, swagaholic, swaggetti, swagosaurus, swaglet-"

Anonymous: "dude... What?"

John: "shoes are untied... So is your belt"

by Ink-lyosaurus August 28, 2013

swagosaurus rex

Bringing back old school swag out of extinction. Not many can pull this off.

Look at Neal, he is a swagosaurus rex.

by #swagking November 21, 2011

Jacob stegosaurus

The definition of cringey

I'm Jacob stegosaurus (I 'm fucking cringey

by Cringey man May 13, 2016

Super Stegosaurus Pissed

The highest level of pissivity possible.

These gas prices have me super stegosaurus pissed. I am about ready to drive to Astoria, Oregon and punch a sea lion.

by smb0072962 June 29, 2022

Stegosaurus

A fucking vegetarian dinosaur you idiots! Stegosaurus lived in the Jurrasic Period, 150 million years ago, and his tail was not a dildo but a fucking spike!

Teacher during Sex ED: Jared, what's a Stegosaurus?
Jared: A dinosaur you idiot!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017

stegosaurusly

(adverb) to a great degree; exceedingly; inspiring enthusiasm of Jurassic proportions for the statement to follow; a Jacobean intensifyer of delicion and nutrition.

Bro, that hamburger was stegosaurusly delicious AND nutritious!

by fightingfoo16 November 30, 2020

Swaggasaurus Rex

Tyrannosaurus Rex proportion level of swagger. Kingly swagger so abundant that it drips like Soul Glo.

Girl 1: Who's that?
Girl 2: Girl that's Will. He's such a swaggasaurus rex!

by Freeloading Will August 9, 2009