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Super Stegosaurus Pissed

These gas prices have me super stegosaurus pissed. I am about ready to drive to Astoria, Oregon and punch a sea lion.

Stegosaurus

A fucking vegetarian dinosaur you idiots! Stegosaurus lived in the Jurrasic Period, 150 million years ago, and his tail was not a dildo but a fucking spike!
Teacher during Sex ED: Jared, what's a Stegosaurus?
Jared: A dinosaur you idiot!
Stegosaurus by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017

Stegosaurus

Large, inexplicable dinosaur that steps on time travelers and then announces its identity.
Man: It worked! My time machine wor-
Dinosaur, after stepping on him: I am a stegosaurus!
Stegosaurus by ThatOneDinoNerd February 14, 2017

Schiller Park Stegosaurus

Begin by jizzing on the back of a girl's neck. Allow the cum to run down to her tailbone. Then as the jizz starts to dry stand Doritos upwards in the cum trail. She will then resemble a stegosaurus!

Stegosaurus Ass

An ass that is large, like a dinosaur; specifically, a stegosaurus. Not actually an ass that bears any resemblance to a stegosaurus. It’s not spiky. It’s voluptuous.
“Wow, that man has a Stegosaurus Ass!”
“...what?”
You know, like, large. It’s a good ass.”
“Oh, okay.”