Swaggasaurus

A Central Texas based Hardcore/Screamo band known for their enormous amounts of swagger.

Man, last night I moshed so hard to that Swaggasaurus song I thought I broke my arm.

by Bwnage September 16, 2010

Swaggasaurus Rex

Tyrannosaurus Rex proportion level of swagger. Kingly swagger so abundant that it drips like Soul Glo.

Girl 1: Who's that?
Girl 2: Girl that's Will. He's such a swaggasaurus rex!

by Freeloading Will August 9, 2009

Swaggasaurus Rex

1. The king of all swagger.

2. Swagger so high and mighty, only he/she can be compared to a king or royalty.

Guy - Man! There's so many hot females in this place. I'm leaving.

Friend - Wth! Why?

Guy - Our swag is useless out here. There's a swaggasaurus rex over there.

by pseudonimity August 20, 2009

Swaggasaurus rex

1) A god of swag.

2) Someone with enough swag to match the great strength of the tyrannosaurus rex.

Guy 1: Dude, I think we're the most swaggalicious ones here!

Guy 2: We would be, if it wasn't for that swaggasaurus rex over there.

by $wagg 88 November 23, 2011

Swaggasaurus Rex

One who uses the term "swag" too often to compensate for a lack of genitals of any sort.

Cindy: How did your date with matt go?
Sally: Oh, you know, he was a Swaggasaurus Rex
Cindy: Oh, it was that bad....?

by swaghater November 15, 2011

anti-swaggasaurus rex

The opposite of swaggasaurus rex.

Has no game what-so-ever
Basically the "shit" to the swaggasaurus rex

wow he's the anti-swaggasaurus rex. He's never getting sum

by Billy Cosualn September 6, 2011

Swagosaurus

Any individual whose character is noticeably flawed by "swag". (a personality defect which entices the carrier to act in any manner one would find irritating and irrational) Their state of swagger brings out an irrational sense of superiority and power, usually resulting in the individual pursuing a lesser quality of living.

Identifying features include: hats worn improperly, a jacket worn in inappropriate weather, jeans sagging below the waistline, an awkward gait in their stride, a posse of slutty women, and beginning most sentences with bro, dude, yo, or hey.

1. The swagosaurus was seen walking down the street with his cap on backwards murmuring drunken whispers underneath his noxious breath.

2. John: "Yo swagling, viswagra, swagaholic, swaggetti, swagosaurus, swaglet-"

Anonymous: "dude... What?"

John: "shoes are untied... So is your belt"

by Ink-lyosaurus August 28, 2013