swagasaurus 

Someone with so much swag, it's too hard to handle. You want to date the person, but often the swagasaurus is much shorter than you, which would make it weird.

Anna: Damn, look at that swagasaurus!

Sindy: I would date that hot mess, but he's too short!

swagasaurus by lipsmacker1234567890 November 5, 2011

swagasaurus rex 

to have out of this world swag! to be a living legend!

did you see how Nate owned the whole room last night? he is a SWAGASAURUS REX

swagasaurus rex by Nate m f'in Henry January 19, 2010

Swagasaurus rex 

The highest possible level of swag that a human being is capable of without being high

Dude that guy is a tottal swagasaurus rex

Swagasaurus rex by ADZ. da great August 6, 2012

Swagasaurus-Rex 

(Swag-uh-sohr-us-rehcks) n.
1. A person who contains and unfathomably large amount of Swag.

"DUDE! That person is such a Swagasaurus-Rex. I can't fathom how much Swag they have!"

Swagasaurus-Rex by Spartan'Abs October 18, 2010

Swagasaurus Rex 

A guy with so much swag he turns into a t-rex.

that guys so swaggy he looks like a Swagasaurus Rex

Swagasaurus Rex by Dub Editions September 15, 2016

swagasaurus rex 

coined by eva cannon. means you’re a sick person

omg evas such a swagasaurus rex

swagasaurus rex by aimee69 November 19, 2021

Swagosaurus 

Any individual whose character is noticeably flawed by "swag". (a personality defect which entices the carrier to act in any manner one would find irritating and irrational) Their state of swagger brings out an irrational sense of superiority and power, usually resulting in the individual pursuing a lesser quality of living.

Identifying features include: hats worn improperly, a jacket worn in inappropriate weather, jeans sagging below the waistline, an awkward gait in their stride, a posse of slutty women, and beginning most sentences with bro, dude, yo, or hey.

1. The swagosaurus was seen walking down the street with his cap on backwards murmuring drunken whispers underneath his noxious breath.

2. John: "Yo swagling, viswagra, swagaholic, swaggetti, swagosaurus, swaglet-"

Anonymous: "dude... What?"

John: "shoes are untied... So is your belt"

Swagosaurus by Ink-lyosaurus August 28, 2013