A country where only cool, awesome, athletic, strong, awesome, non-hater, people live. People do not age while they live in swagistan, and the location is confidential. here are some facts:
Population: 10,000
GDP per capita: 10.4 trillion dollars
Available units in the armed forces: Chuck Norris
people from Swagistan are known as "Swagistanis"

People must play at least one of the following Minecraft, Call of duty, Homefront, Fifa, GTA, or Battlefield.

National Anthem:
"Oh swagistan, not to be confused with fagistan, is the greatest country ever!, (Epic gutair solo)

Custom's Officer "I'm going to need your country of orgin"
Swagistani "Swagistan"
Custom's Officer "Oh... welcome carry on, I don't need any I.D"

swagistan by A Random Swagistani October 21, 2011

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Swagist

a person that hates/dislikes another person just off the basis of the other person's swag

Person 1 - bro that person is draining right now xD he got 0 swag

Person 2 - geez bro no need to be a swagist

Swagist by nueg September 20, 2020

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Swaggest

The best of the best, is known as the swaggest person. Only when you got swag and you think your on top of your game.

Lebron James and Tiger Woods are the Swaggest in the sports.
The leader of the pack? The coolest one in the group.
This is the best new word you will ever hear!

Swaggest by Swagg Est July 1, 2009

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