Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Prices in USD. Free US shipping. International shipping and regional book fees are shown before payment.

Swaggiest 

A person who has the most swag out of a group of people.
"Damn Landon is by far the swaggiest person in this room."
Swaggiest by DrunkJohnCena June 26, 2021

Swaggiest 

HAILEY IS THE SWAGGIEST. THAT IS A KNOWN FACT.
"Wow, she's the swaggiest. Sorta like Hailey"
Swaggiest by lkndjbao March 4, 2021

swaggiest 

manav jain jain jain
manav jain jain jain is the swaggiest man alive.
swaggiest by swagger11223344 March 17, 2021

swaggiest mf 

swaggiest mf by swaggoowoah December 23, 2020

swaggiest best most amazing human alive 

"someone told me bat is swagger today!"
"woah they must be a swaggiest best most amazing human alive"

Swaggiest clouds 

Swaggiest clouds is the highest level of swag available, currently the ownly one with enough swag is someone called “Azreal” online
Im trying to get enough swag to be in the swaggiest clouds
More from Urban Dictionary
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more