Swaggled

swaggled is a flexible adjective that can mean something is either cooked (messed up, wild, off) or good (impressive, cool, fire)—kind of like how “bad” can sometimes mean “good” depending on the context.

This test is swaggled bro

That fit is swaggled!

by Callmeryeguy February 19, 2025

horn swaggled

stolen; taken; five finger discounted; or otherwise jacked by a malicious being.

Whoever the hell horn swaggled my Kill Bill movies from the taperoom had better pray to God I don't foopaloop them.

by Nate & Christian June 16, 2005

douche swaggled

When someone has been screwed over or ripped off.

Damn, someone stole my stash. I've been douche swaggled.

by part time chef February 9, 2014

Poon Swaggled

The female version of being "cock blocked," i.e. interfering with a woman's ability to get game

Jennifer told me she was planning to spend the whole morning naked with Derrek, until his roomate showed up unannounced and poon swaggled her.

by Hanabachi-chan October 15, 2010

Swaggleberries

Swaggleberries means whatever you want it to. It can be a noun, verb, or adjective. As a noun, It is either swaggleberrie or swaggleberries. As a verb, it is eitherswaggleberrie, swaggleberrieing, or swaggleberried. And so on with the Adjectives. It is often used when as an excuse when none other can be thought of, when not wanting to tell someone something, when you don't know the answer, or just used as a way to reply to something

The swaggleberrie(noun) swaggleberried(verb) the swaggleberrie(adjective) swaggleberries(noun).
In other words:
The dog buried the hard bones.

Mom: What where you doing last night?
Son: Swagleberries

Dad: Who where you with at the movies?
Daughter: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: Wanna go to the mall?
Friend 2: And do what?
Friend 1: Idk. Swaggleberries

Teacher: What is 2+2?
Student: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: I just got some mangoes.
Friend 2: Swaggleberries

Boss: Why are you late?
Employee: Cuz swaggleberries

by Swaggleberries August 5, 2016

cum swaggler

someone who enjoys giving oral sex to males, and especially enjoys playing with the semen (ejaculation) before swallowing

That fuckin' cum swaggler sucked my dick raw, yo. She's a cum swagglin' bitch!

by TBG3 March 16, 2009

SwaggleDeaner

A penis, cock, or dick. Sometimes shortened to "Deaner." The world swaggle can also be used as a synonym for a sexual act.

Girl 1: Yeah I heard Austen has a huge swaggledeaner!
Girl 2: Gee Wowzum Crow! I used to date that guy! He turned my vagina inside out!

Guy 1: Dude, Rhonda totally swaggled my deaner the other night.
Guy 2: SWAG!

by EastDave November 9, 2013