Sassometer 

A meter used to measure the amount of sass someone is using.

Your sassometer level is through the roof.

Sassometer by xforgetdecembuh March 10, 2011

salometer 

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.

Hey that area has 1 salometer!

salometer by AmNow December 24, 2020

susometer 

The susometer measures how gay you are

Friend:hey daddy gimme that bbc
You: hell no gay bitch you are about to break the susometer

susometer by Thatonelightskinigga August 25, 2020

Susometer 

A sensor for how sus a person is

Josh Is setting off the susometer

Susometer by Toby Evans October 13, 2020

Assometer 

A meter measurement of the quality, and sometimes quantity, of a female butt. A meter that reads units of the 0-10 rating system.

1st. Guy: "Lordy! Look at that fine butt on that woman! That will measure a nine on the assometer!"
2nd. Guy: "It is fine indeed, but my assometer reads only an eight!"

Assometer by copter32 August 24, 2008

Assometer 

An internal meter, usually located within female but also has been found in males, that measures the assholeness of someone, usually upon the first meeting.

Gal: I just met the hottest guy at the bar, but my assometer read a "9." Run like hell!

Assometer by Homophoniphobic March 17, 2010

sarcometer

sarcometer: A unit of measurement used to indicate sarcasm. (usually represented on the internet with keiki_ dots......)

Man invalidrecord pushed that joke way to far last night, It was a full five sarcometers!!

sarcometer by invalidrecord July 6, 2009