sexometer 

sex-o-meter is a system used by guys to determine whether not a female is worthy of mating with. This word comes from the same roots as the word bangable, but is not to that extent it can be used purely as the name suggests to communicate how sexy a women is to your fellow peers.

Damb, she just scored a 9.5 on my sexometer.

sexometer by Thedarknesshascome June 3, 2009

salometer 

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.

Hey that area has 1 salometer!

salometer by AmNow December 24, 2020

Sexometrics 

The study of penile measurement

The latest sexometrics study showed that 15% of men have an erectile length of over 6.75 inches.

Sexometrics by Gynosaurus Rex February 11, 2009

Sexeter 

See Exeter. Capital of Devon renowned for harbouring game, lively and importantly attractive students- thus putting the sex into Sexeter.

Getting some action in Sexeter tonight?

Sexeter by Electric Poppa August 4, 2007

sexcetera 

when you are talking to your friends about the night you had with your girlfriend before finishing with a sexetera meaning you did more sexual things with her

JOHN- hey jake tell us what you and your girlfriend did last night

jake- well i licked her tits she sucked my dick i ate her tight pussy (SEXCETERA)

sexcetera by big Chad February 10, 2008

sexceteria

A place to go for lots of sex, or lots of different sexual acts.

Laney and I were in the sexceteria all night long.

sexceteria by tomstrange April 18, 2010

susometer 

The susometer measures how gay you are

Friend:hey daddy gimme that bbc
You: hell no gay bitch you are about to break the susometer

susometer by Thatonelightskinigga August 25, 2020