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Greta Salpeter 

Born Febuary 12, 1988, she Ex-singer/pianist of The Hush Sound, now has a solo career. She is gorgeous and cute and dorky. She is a vegan. She has guest- starred on Forgive Durden's Razia's Shadow concept album. She has worked with musical genius Patrick Stump on THS's second studio album, Like Vines, and multi-talented Brendon Urie on the song, "Don't Wake Me Up".
Greta is talented.
Greta is beautiful.
Greta is dorky.
Greta has a great voice and can play more instruments than you.
LOVE HER.
1. "Wow, Greta Salpeter's voice is just stunning!"
2. "I wish I was Greta Salpeter! Her curls are to die for!"
3. "Greta Salpeter deserves a Grammy."

saltpeter 

Potassium nitrate (KNO3), a substance used in explosives (usually gunpowder) and fertilizers.

Contrary to popular urban legend, saltpeter has no effect on libido, and too many side effects (high fever, etc.) to be used even if it did.
The army doesn't want to kill our soldiers with saltpeter. They want our enemies to do it.
saltpeter by red_beard_neo April 14, 2004

swagometer 

A device used to measure how much swag an object or person may have.
Guy #1: Whoa man check out that dude over there!
Guy #2: He looks pretty chill. How much swag does he got?
Guy #1: Lemme pull out my swagometer and check...
(Guy measures swag)
Guy #1: About 3 or 4, maybe 7000
swagometer by God Damn It June 23, 2014

susometer 

The susometer measures how gay you are
Friend:hey daddy gimme that bbc
You: hell no gay bitch you are about to break the susometer
susometer by Thatonelightskinigga August 25, 2020

Sassometer 

A meter used to measure the amount of sass someone is using.
Your sassometer level is through the roof.
Sassometer by xforgetdecembuh March 10, 2011

sillmetery 

A windowsill with dead bugs laying on it. From sill (cem)etery.
Go get the vacuum and clean off the sillmetery.
sillmetery by smuck May 14, 2005