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Sonometer

Alternative pronunciation for the word centimeter. Especially if your an arrogant piece of shit.
My penis is exactly 3 sonometers.
by bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhg January 22, 2019
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Sontimeter

A word a Doctor uses instead of centimeter...just because he is a Doctor.
"I will make the incision 2 sontimeters above his bellybutton."
by Artripole.. August 10, 2015
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salometer

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.
Hey that area has 1 salometer!
by AmNow December 24, 2020
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susometer

The susometer measures how gay you are
Friend:hey daddy gimme that bbc
You: hell no gay bitch you are about to break the susometer
by Thatonelightskinigga August 25, 2020
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sodometer

A measure of how gay something is on a 1-10 scale.
Anal sex with a rabid rainbow colored chimpanzee ranks a perfect 10/10 on the sodometer
by the sodomaster January 9, 2005
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Susometer

A sensor for how sus a person is
Josh Is setting off the susometer
by Toby Evans October 13, 2020
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sexometer

sex-o-meter is a system used by guys to determine whether not a female is worthy of mating with. This word comes from the same roots as the word bangable, but is not to that extent it can be used purely as the name suggests to communicate how sexy a women is to your fellow peers.
Damb, she just scored a 9.5 on my sexometer.
by Thedarknesshascome June 3, 2009
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