Sonometer

Alternative pronunciation for the word centimeter. Especially if your an arrogant piece of shit.

My penis is exactly 3 sonometers.

Sonometer by bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhg January 22, 2019

Sontimeter 

A word a Doctor uses instead of centimeter...just because he is a Doctor.

"I will make the incision 2 sontimeters above his bellybutton."

Sontimeter by Artripole.. August 10, 2015

salometer 

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.

Hey that area has 1 salometer!

salometer by AmNow December 24, 2020

susometer 

The susometer measures how gay you are

Friend:hey daddy gimme that bbc
You: hell no gay bitch you are about to break the susometer

susometer by Thatonelightskinigga August 25, 2020

sodometer

A measure of how gay something is on a 1-10 scale.

Anal sex with a rabid rainbow colored chimpanzee ranks a perfect 10/10 on the sodometer

sodometer by the sodomaster January 9, 2005

Susometer 

A sensor for how sus a person is

Josh Is setting off the susometer

Susometer by Toby Evans October 13, 2020

sexometer 

sex-o-meter is a system used by guys to determine whether not a female is worthy of mating with. This word comes from the same roots as the word bangable, but is not to that extent it can be used purely as the name suggests to communicate how sexy a women is to your fellow peers.

Damb, she just scored a 9.5 on my sexometer.

sexometer by Thedarknesshascome June 3, 2009