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Suprise Trombone Buttsex
Where trombones yell suprise buttsex and bang their bells together so that the noise echos in the room. Before engaging in trombone buttsex it is encouraged to lube your self up with cream, slide-o-mix, water, or all of the above.
Usually gets strange looks from everyone in the room.
It doesn't have to be with the brass trombones, because trombone is also a code word for boner. It is possible for a man and a women or a man and a man or even a women and women (if parts are there) to engage in suprise buttsex.
just go up to the partner, yell suprise, and pull down your pants and their pants and in engage in angry buttsex without lube.
Lube is optional but if u want to feel anything tmrw use it.
Usually gets strange looks from everyone in the room.
It doesn't have to be with the brass trombones, because trombone is also a code word for boner. It is possible for a man and a women or a man and a man or even a women and women (if parts are there) to engage in suprise buttsex.
just go up to the partner, yell suprise, and pull down your pants and their pants and in engage in angry buttsex without lube.
Lube is optional but if u want to feel anything tmrw use it.
horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
Together: Surpise Trombone Buttsex!
(then procede to engage in buttsex or trombone buttsex)
horny man 1: hey
girl 1: hey
horny man 1: Suprise Trombone Buttsex!
horny group: Butt sex!
horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
Together: Surpise Trombone Buttsex!
(then procede to engage in buttsex or trombone buttsex)
horny man 1: hey
girl 1: hey
horny man 1: Suprise Trombone Buttsex!
Suprise Trombone Buttsex by creatorofsuprisebuttsex October 2, 2009
surprise buttsex
surprise buttsex by Forced anonymous April 21, 2006
suprise buttsechs
carleana "omg i just felt something in my butt"
rachel "zomg what was eet?!"
Jamesaxlmooney "SUPRISE BUTTSECHS!!!!"
rachel "zomg what was eet?!"
Jamesaxlmooney "SUPRISE BUTTSECHS!!!!"
suprise buttsechs by zomg effing brilliant July 26, 2006
Suprise buttsecks
The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.
Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG
Suprise buttsecks by MDspyro February 18, 2007
suprise butt sex
Dude, i was chilling and all of sudden SUPRISE BUTT SEX! it was great.
Man it wasnt rape, it was just suprise butt sex, you'll get over it.
Man it wasnt rape, it was just suprise butt sex, you'll get over it.
suprise butt sex by joe scarpati January 2, 2008
Suprise Buttsecks
When you come out of now where, trying to Rhino someone. Going as hard as you can, best if they are talking to a friend/girlfriend/boyfriend
Man 1: Yo, I got MW2 last night
Man 2: Sweet bro
Man 1: Yeah, I beat the snowmobile level
Man 2: Really man, sweet, I am up t......
Man 3 (Rhino Man 2): SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Man 2: Sweet bro
Man 1: Yeah, I beat the snowmobile level
Man 2: Really man, sweet, I am up t......
Man 3 (Rhino Man 2): SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Suprise Buttsecks by DoubleA Ace April 8, 2010
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