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Superwank Bank

Something so wankworthy that to honour it, you’re willing to save it until you’ve retired
That’s going to the Superwank Bank
Superwank Bank by Spacedmunkee March 13, 2026

Sunrise Superwank 

When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after sleeping on it all night and since it’s the morning you want to whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..feels..like..you get the picture.
1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.

2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.
Sunrise Superwank by Woo Back Baby September 30, 2020

Sunrise Superwank 

When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after sleeping on it all night and since it’s the morning you want to whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..feels..like..you get the picture.
1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.

2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.
Sunrise Superwank by Woo Back Baby September 30, 2020

Michael Superbacker 

Michael Superbacker is a person who fell for a kickstarter scam (scam in question being the air umbrella) and stayed in the comments of said scam for 7 years, most known for appearing in penguinz0's videos every know and and then, Thanks to Allen Pan (Sufficiently Advanced) the air umbrella has been built, it is unknown if Michael has claimed it or not yet.

Michael always includes superbacker in his online presence, an example being his twitter @MSuperbacker

Some quotes
"Congratulations air umbrella! Dave W. , You where the first backer and I was the last 825th backer! :) Maybe we will both get an extra present/reward? :)" - late 2014
"Where the Fuck is my Money!? Where the Fuck is my Umbrella Mother Fuckers!!!???" - mid 2016
"Hello? I've been literally asking my mailman everyday... IS IT HERE???!!!, IS IT HERE???!!!, he just looks at me with a sad face :( please send my product soon,thank you." - early 2019
"Day 2,582... .... Woke up today in my tent by the river... it was really chilly and cold... only in the low 40s this morning. I found some blueberry patches yesterday along with an apple orchard. I am ready for the new fall season ahead ... The search goes on......." - Late 2021
"Michael is a man of focus, a force of nature so powerful not even the air umbrella can stop him." - Charles white (penguinz0) When talking about Michael Superbacker Jul 25 2021

supercancersyphillaids 

Worse than supercancer or supercanceraids. But still a made up disease to poke fun at the fact that pretty much everything you do will either give you cancer, aids, or syphillis. Mainly cancer.
Dude, Jassy's lookin hot today!

Look but don't touch man, she's been around Vegas several times - she got the supercancersyphillaids. Make yo dick hang sideways and then some.

Superfantastic

The name of a particularly potent kind of LSD that was made in California, USA.
That Superfantastic acis sure lived up to its name!
Superfantastic by djsynchro January 14, 2012