suncreaming 

The act of smearing oneself with semen after masturbation. Used by foolish young boys who didn't get any tissue before he started tugging. They then put on a shirt to hide the smears and go straight to the bathroom

Guy 1: Weird story, I had to wipe my cum on my chest last night because I didn't get any tissues

Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CRAIG. FUCKING SUNCREAMING

suncreaming by TheBestGuy September 21, 2013

Screaming Tini 

Derogatory term used for someone that is being extra loud and argumentative for little to no reason.

Ronald: Martini please.
Bartender: Sure thing, coming right up.
Ronald: I SAID NOW! WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT I WANT IT NOW!
Innocent Bystander: Wow, he is being a real screaming tini...

Screaming Tini by Pot sticks March 3, 2021

Screaming peepees 

This is painful urination, typically from STDs.

Ben Dover found that the screaming peepees was a very real thing in the toilet.

Screaming peepees by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Screaming Ginger 

Screaming Ginger is an alcoholic drink invented by a retired midwestern State Trooper, father and husband of a law enforcement official. The drink is made up of 2 shots of Revel Stoke Roasted Apple Whisky in a tall glass of Canada Dry Ginger Ale. The drink was invented after both of the inventors children became teenagers and would constantly fight, argue, yell and quarrel. Being bald already, the inventor had no hair to pull out. He instead turned to drinking and became an amateur mixologist. The wife did not approve of his ability to relax without her permission, so the drink had to be developed in utmost secrecy. Screaming Ginger's soon caught on with family and friends at parties. While quite soothing and delicious, it is also quite potent and has led to many nights of utmost bliss when able to medicate himself and get a well earned respite from the constant caterwauling. It is permissible to replace the Revel Stoke with another apple whisky, ie. Apple Crown Royal.....

Mike's second Screaming Ginger helped him relax and hence he was able to solve a majority of the world's problems.

Screaming Ginger by SSsSssSsSSssssf;kljf;lkadskg;l October 16, 2019

Screaming turtle head 

A fart when an urgent need to poop is felt.

As he cramped near the toilet, Juan heard a screaming turtle head!

Screaming turtle head by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

screaming jimmy

Term used to describe 2-stroke Detroit Diesel engines (i.e. 6-71) known for their distinctive tones and volume. Detroit Diesel was a division of General Motors, hence "Jimmy"

Trucker #1- "Dang ol' sum bitch's trucks louder than sin!"
Trucker #2- "Boy howdy! I reckon he's got a screaming jimmy in that pig"

screaming jimmy by Chet McPherson II June 17, 2011

Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach 

n. A mixed drink. A mix of a Screaming Multiple Orgasm and a Sex On The Beach. If you put too much Peachtree Schnapps in, the drink is very bad.

Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1 1/2 oz Amaretto
1 oz Malibu rum
1/2 oz Triple sec
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz Peachtree schnapps
2 oz Club soda

Mixing instructions:
Fill glass 1/2 full with ice. Add all liquers and speed shake. Top with club soda.

You should have seen the reaction I got from the bartender when I asked for a Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach.

Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach by Dan Weyandt December 31, 2007