summer sweat

Sweat produced sexually; sometimes includes pre-cum

Guy 1: bro i gotta fo my own laundry this week.

Guy 2: why man?

Guy 3: Me and chloe were hard rocking last night and i got summer sweat all over my sheets

by Pianist fertilizer September 3, 2016

summer sweaty sack

The moment when your hairy ball sack begins to sweat in the hot summer sun as they slap against your penis while you're chasing after women wearing thong bikinis.

"Oh my God dude.. That woman was playing hard to get while I was chasing her down the beach when suddenly I got fucking summer sweaty sack... Now it itches until I scratch it. Damn it Beavis.

by TheBIGROD34 June 6, 2016

office summer sweater

A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.

Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.

by von groovy May 11, 2019

summer sweater.

A person sporting excessive body hair during the summer season.

Johnny loved wearing less during the hotter season but never went out without his summer sweater.

by Cnary August 29, 2009

Sweaty dog summer

Refers to extremely hot summer weather. The temperature is purportedly high enough to make dogs, an animal which does not sweat, sweat.

Origin: Believed to have been first used by 21st century Midwestern farmers.

Anna: Could your sweat stains get any bigger? Seriously, did you go swimming? Maybe you were dared to drink 6 beers without using your hands?

Tommy: Sorry babe, there is nothing I can do. It's a sweaty dog summer and it's even hotter on the dance floor.

by definitelynottommy November 4, 2011