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Summer's Eve Salesman 

A gigantic douche bag. WAY beyond the realm of simply being a douche. A purveyor of douche bags. One who specializes in the sale of feminine hygiene products.
Person one: My ex boyfriend called last night and asked me out for a drink.

Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.
Words you can keep

Summer's Best Two Weeks 

Only the greatest summer camp in summer camp EVER!!! At this awesome place, people learn that becoming closer to Jesus Christ isn't stupid and he can help you get through a lot. You meet some of the coolest people there who you probably will be friends with until the day you die. The best part of this camp is the competition. The destinations are either Lake Gloria (the best) or the Que (ehh...good). Campers are either Red Hot Romans or Cool Blue Galatians. The Romans and Galatians compete in various meets and daily competitions to learn more about glorifying God. The most important thing that campers should live on fully is the "I'm Third" Motto:
1.) God First
2.) Others Second
3.) I'm Third
Through this, they learn how to love their neighbor on the other team and learn how to live like Jesus would want them to. Also, this camp is known for its amazingly fun activities including the water park, the blob, the zipline, water slide, water skiing, canoeing, the summit...and so on.

Summer's Best Two Weeks: Living out the "I'm Third" motto since 1966. :)
(after competition)

Roman: Hey nice hustling! You did an awesome job and had some pretty nice goals!!!

Galatian: Thanks!!! But your encouragement for everyone was just through the roof!!!

Roman: Aww thanks!!! Want to be my zip-line partner?

Galatian: Is that even a question?! That's my favorite part of Summer's Best Two Weeks!!!

Summer's Best Two Weeks 

The best co-ed christian sports camp ever. Located in the heart of pennsylvania, on either Lake Gloria or the preferred Quemahoning Reservoir (better). There are ongoing competitions between the two rival teams, the red hott romans and the cool blue galatians. The consolers, AKA the Corinthians, ref everything. Enjoy the dining hall singing, the Trips (the biking trip results in manyyy bruises), activities such as basketball, soccer, track, archery, swimming, dance, zip-lining, rock climbing and repelling, art, water slide, boating, the aqua tramp, and best yet, THE BLOB! Team campfires are always the best topsecret meetings, getting decked out in red or blue and going to the respective meeting area. Its always of the most suspense at the end of the term when the team captains from the Romans and Galatians tear open the package containing the red or blue flag distinguishing the winner. Though purpling is prohibited, it does not stop boy crazy girls from the older cabins to find young love. In past years girls at Term 2 residing along the Que have fallen for the Galatian Captain, the camps true heartbreaker, or one of the young fellows on the kitchen crew. After two weeks of work, spiritual growth, and most of all love, it is next to impossible to leave the camp.
Lost Soul: Hey dude, I've got nothing to do this summer. Know of any awesome, crazy, up-beat, intense, competitive, and over all amazing place I could go to??

Dude(Roman Captain): Yes you poor lost soul. Let me be the Good Samaritan. I will take you to Summer's Best Two Weeks, where you will have the time of your life. In fact, I will be even happier to ensure for you that you go to Term 2 at the Que, and even better, I'll throw in the fact that YOU can be a Red Hot Roman! So go "Al Veera Vyra Voom" to your suitcase and pack all your red!

Lost Soul That's Not So Lost Anymore: Thank you, you have shown me the light!

summer's eve 

a gentler way to call someone a douche.
Greg cc's everyone's boss when he has an issue with someone. He is a real summer's eve.
summer's eve by kajoe September 15, 2009

Summer's Skeet 

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's bottle of Summer's Eve or other female cleaning product as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be washing her lady-parts with your semen for several weeks.

see also sploofah, shamspooge, and cumditioner.
I couldn't get in her the old fashioned way so I left it up to a bottle of Summer's Skeet.
Summer's Skeet by Frukman March 13, 2008

Summer S Holiday 

Summer Holiday is the girlfriend to Lyric Walker. Summer is suspected to be from the Sun after Lyric Walker created the Universe. Summer is kind and supports Lyric through hard times.
Summer S Holiday is quite the hottie, no no I don't find her attractive, she is melting my skin off.
Summer S Holiday by BaconBoi2000 March 30, 2023

Hot Summer's Deuce 

A piping hot dump that you take in the middle of the summer (sometimes extending out into Indian summer) while in an outdoor public setting.
Holy sh*t, dude. Someone just sprayed a hot summer's deuce all over that f*cking Porta John!

Middle of the summer and you have a ripe case of swamp ass, perhaps you are out cutting grass or attending a baseball game. Suddenly the uncontrollable dump sensation sets in and you scurry to the restroom but don't make it and the dump falls out onto the ground.
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B)
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A)
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