Definitions by Frukman

cumditioner 

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's conditioner as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be wearing your semen in her hair for several weeks.
see also sploofah, shamspooge, and Summer's Skeet

Amy wouldn't put out so I went into her bathroom and made her a fresh batch of cumditioner

cumditioner by Frukman March 13, 2008

shamspooge 

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's shampoo as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be wearing your semen in her hair for several weeks.
see also sploofah, cumditioner, and Summer's Skeet

Terri broke up with Bobby Ray, but he got the last laugh...she's currently lathering up with his shamspooge

shamspooge by Frukman March 13, 2008

sploofah 

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's loofah as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be lathering up daily with your semen.
see also cumditioner, shamspooge, and Summer's Skeet

she left me with blue balls so I took a shower and left her a sploofah

sploofah by Frukman March 13, 2008

Summer's Skeet 

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's bottle of Summer's Eve or other female cleaning product as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be washing her lady-parts with your semen for several weeks.

see also sploofah, shamspooge, and cumditioner.

I couldn't get in her the old fashioned way so I left it up to a bottle of Summer's Skeet.

Summer's Skeet by Frukman March 13, 2008

skoothpaste 

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's bottle of toothpaste or mouthwash as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be have your DNA in her mouth for several weeks or months.

See also cumditioner and sploofah

Its 2008 and she still wouldnt orally service me so I left some skoothpaste in her cabinet.

skoothpaste by Frukman March 13, 2008