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summative 

A word invented by the Toronto District School Board. Commonly used to describe an end of the year assignment, project or in class test. Nobody is sure why this word exists.
Yo man why are you so sad?

Because I have a 2 day chemistry summative

Don't you have an exam?

Yea. . . Why
summative by Mortimer Bennito August 20, 2006

Summative 

A universally feared report on a subject, often issued by Dr. Victory. Those who are assigned them often state emphatically they will start the weekend after being assigned it, though do not start until the weekend before. It is advised that one fills it with as much visual, textual, and quantitative data as possible, in the form of short, declarative sentences, with the purpose of causing >9000 victorgasms.
We were given about three weeks to do our final summative, but almost no one started until the week before. *D'OH*
Summative by iluvatar112255 December 12, 2009

Cummation 

Another word for ejaculation. Derived from the urban word, 'cum'.
Human biology teacher: What is the discharge of semen from the penis called?

Student: Cummation!

Teacher: Wrong!

Student: Sorry, I meant to say ejaculation
Cummation by hellowatermelon November 25, 2013

SFMations 

A guy who sits in his room beating his meat.
Yo, he pulled a SFMations last night!
SFMations by Blah Blah Derp November 25, 2016

Sumption 

Ridiculous and vainglorious beard topiary, suggesting the wearer has a massive sense of humour and very little time for anything in life other than tonsorial trimming, this suggestion is however red herring of massive proportions as wearers of such idiotic facial adornment are without exception hugely self-absorbed and self-promoting 'Nathan Barley' types. Usually working in 'Noo Meedja' they are without exception, egotistical, taking themselves and their beards hugely seriously. Compulsive 'Twitterers' to a man (there are very few females able to grow enough chin hair to facilitate a viable 'carve'), they honestly believe that the word in general is as interested in the tedious minutiae of there everyday lives as they are. There is a campain gathering momentum to make such chin adornments an arrestable offence.
'Good grief man, get rid of that silly Sumption before you leave the house'.

Look at the Sumption on that, what a twit.

Trim my Sumption my good man, make sure it's 'relavant' to the youth.
Sumption by Postman Patois October 11, 2009

Summiting the Mountain 

(N.) The initial ascent of a hand to the precipice of a breast, wherein the nipple represents the peak.
Peter: I got to second base with Jamie last night.

Nicholas: Nice. I love summiting the mountain.