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ass-spirations

ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.

At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.

This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).

Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.

Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!

As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”

As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.

But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!

Yesterday X Separation

Yesterday X Separation (Korean: 옛델대 뷔 셉알앋이온, stylized YESTERDAY / SEPARATION), commonly known as YXS, is a five-member Kwangyanese boy band formed by Throw It Back Rosie Entertainment. The group consists of five members Stoove, Yeoniel, Bengyu, Taerry and Kaimal.
Naega Byeonhae by Yesterday X Separation outsold the whole K-Pop Industry.
Spamton(Spamton G. Spamton) from Deltarune Chapter 2 , his first encounter text reads as follows
HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE All Alone On A Late [Night?]
ALL YOUR FRIENDS, Abandoned you for the [slime] YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE Drain Drain??
LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
WELL HAVE I GOT A Specil Deal FOR LONELY Hearts LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE Lost Control Of Your Life
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE Silly Strings
WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $[4.99] LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
BIG [SHOT!!!]
BIG [SHOT!!!!]
BIG [SHOT!!!!!]
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG [SHOT]!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
Hyperlink Blocked.
YOU WANT IT.
YOU WANT Hyperlink Blocked, DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR HeartShapedObject.
YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE LIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU
Show it off?
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
hey I heard Spamton from Deltarune Chapter 2's pretty hard
Spamton by Sanemero57 September 30, 2021

Spamton g Spamton 

a man of the pipis.
"I've always ben a man of the pipis a real pipis person!" Spamton g Spamton.
Spamton g Spamton by asxdghjkl September 27, 2021

purse breast separation 

a temporary physical condition in which the breasts of an adult female are separated and thus accentuated by a strap, usually of a purse or seatbelt, that runs between them
I couldn't help but notice your purse breast separation from that seatbelt, and it is quite arousing.

Spamtonism 

The Spamton religion. We worship our lord and savior spamton and tuck him into bed and read our god bedtime stories. come join us to praise the mosquito man, amen
"Who do you believe in?"
"I BELIEVE in the BIG [SHOT] Lord and Saavior spamton, JOIN NOW!! Spamtonism!.🙏"
Spamtonism by ellgun October 16, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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