Mike was banned from all theatres in the city of Chicago because he suffered Precipitous Bowel Syndrome and would often interrupt performances by leaping from his seat and rushing to the bathroom. The final straw, however, was the day that, enraptured by the performance, he failed to take note of the warning signs and consequently sullied his seat.

precipitous bowel syndrome by Jasper Obama, M.D. July 15, 2004

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prepicenter

An area with an unusually high concentration of preppy white males; the center of the preppiness

The texting "convo of origin" of the term:
Friend 1: Walking to Georgetown U library now. Happened upon attractive-ass men drinking and eating outside in an exposed outdoor patio thing. Was so tempted to awkwardly sidle my ass over and say hi.
Friend 2: Please describe their attractiveness to me.
Friend 1: Preppy white attractive. Just some bros chilling, enjoying their Saturday.
Friend 2: I love that you live so close to the prepicenter.

prepicenter by chickenfriedbelle August 20, 2013

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precipital fallout

The surplus water that is left in trees and other overhanging plants after a previous rain shower. Even after the rain itself has stopped falling, the precipital fallout still lingers, much like the radioactive fallout of a nuclear explosion.

Zack: Hey Devin! Why are you soaking wet?

Devin: You know that storm we had yesterday? I was just hit by some precipital fallout when I walked under those trees over there.

Zack: Oh...HA!

precipital fallout by DR192 June 14, 2009

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