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by suitison April 4, 2017
Get the suitist mug.Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.
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by Geo December 7, 2004
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A rare condition in which a female is constantly begging for attention and will not leave a nigga alone. Can also cause heartlessness.
Synonyms include: "asking for too much"
A rare condition in which a female is constantly begging for attention and will not leave a nigga alone. Can also cause heartlessness.
Synonyms include: "asking for too much"
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by Richard J Joyce August 3, 2005
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