Shitistist
Shitistist by Saiiiikkk November 14, 2019
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Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.
shitistics by wanwanwan September 21, 2022
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shitnotist
noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"
Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.
The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.
Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!
It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.
The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.
Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!
It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.
shitnotist by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014
shittist
A religion with the beliefs that all things were created from shit. And this thing called shit broke off into smaller pieces of shit to form galaxies and planets. Shit was created by the supreme turd Duda'h (The Mighty Doo Doo Turd)and its worshippers read from The Book of Duda'h about the awesome powers of the shit-turd. The Book of Duda'h teaches that The Mighty Doo Doo Turd communicated to chosen people through what is called a "Hawning" where The Mighty Doo Doo Turd births himself into living form in a host during defecation. Those people who do not believe in the powers of The Mighty Doo Doo Turd are anti-shittists.
shittist by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008
shititis
1.a chronic bowel movement causing many unexpected trips to the toilet, similar to the squirts
2. having to shit more than usual on any given day
2. having to shit more than usual on any given day
I was late for work due to a bad case of shititis.
All that beer and cajun food I had last night gave me shititis.
All that beer and cajun food I had last night gave me shititis.
anti-shittist
anti-shittist by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008
Shitinist
...dis mark da fif time I try ta use da damn crappa, never damn time I go in there, Jamal be sittin' on the shitter. He da shitinist ma fucker I ever seen.