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A cross between sweet and tight (both meaning cool/awesome). Often exclaimed when one's brain is unable to decide whether the word sweet or tight is more appropriate for any given situation. "Swite" is the result of this brain mishap.
"Dude, jack in the box is open! Swite!"

"Imagine if you could breathe in a fart so nobody else could smell it. That would be swite."

"If I owned a bar, there would be no last call. That would be one swite bar."
swite by colonialfootsoldier February 28, 2010
extrodinary delicious, astonishing exceptionally grandiose, superp under taking, most ambishious
Geo's singing is swite!
You are looking very swite today.
swite by JBZ December 6, 2004
When you say sweet as meaning that the thing that you are looking at is very sweet. But it is usually something big or high. That is what makes it swite.
swite by phillip cohen April 10, 2004
A cross between shite and sweat. The most horrible of bumcreek sweaty liquid with the nastiest of niffs
If for instance you've been boozin for a couple of days in a very warm environment without opportunity for a shower. If you wrung your undies out, you'd have swite.

Or if you wipe your ass after a dump and the paper is soggy not from a submarine splash. you got it. its swite
swite by drew23ski April 30, 2009
A synonym for the word "sweet"; an exclamation of approval.
She said she'd go out with me? Swite.
swite by Tim June 13, 2003

shiterati 

Describes the low level D list celebrities and wannabes who frequent reality T.V. shows and the like
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment
Nadine was hardly an A list celebrity ..more shiterati than glitterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati
shiterati by Marshallasthefish January 1, 2008
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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