Suitis

noun
A rare condition in which a female is constantly begging for attention and will not leave a nigga alone. Can also cause heartlessness.

Synonyms include: "asking for too much"

Yo bro I'm just tryna play some GTA, this bitch definitely got Suitis.

by Youngandheartless September 10, 2020

suipiss

Suisei's piss, tastes like apple juice.

I NEED TO DRINK SUIPISS NOW UOOOOOHHHHHHH SUISEEEEEEEXXX - average okbh enjoyer

by KRSZ_0241 December 20, 2021

shitistics

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health

Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.

by wanwanwan September 21, 2022

The Shitis

The gastrointestinal distress felt as a consequence of eating at the cultural phenomenon known as Denny's. A combination of The Itis and The Shits, Shitis takes effect the instant the Denny's waitress brings your check. Early symptoms include nausea, bloating, lethargy and a sense of extreme drowsiness.

In the later stages, those affected will experience bloating, smelly gas, and explosive greasy leakage from the anus, too horrible to be considered an average case of diarrhea.

The only effective treatment for The Shitis is to build up a tolerance for food considered unsafe for human consumption. This can be accomplished by regularly consuming Fried Cheese Melts at Denny's topped with bacon, and a side of fries.

I was about to get some after taking my girl out to Denny's, but I developed The Shitis during foreplay and made a mess. At least it was in her bed and not mine.

by Dark Chocolate V2 March 18, 2013

suits my fancy

Something you like.

Bert: I like music that suits my fancy

by bertboyman March 29, 2014

sweetener suites

A discord server based on a singer named Ariane Grobde that is full of TWINKS!

I think my friends would love Sweetener Suites because they are twinks! Twinks are tiring.

by ilovezaynmalik March 11, 2021

shits in suits

Politicians, lawmakers, judges, all sorts of authority. Fuck them, and fuck the law.

The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.

by lovepostpunk October 4, 2013