Shitistic

A statisitc that is shit. Totally obscure and rediculous statitic that A) isn't relevant to the topic being discussed or B) is clearly made up.

Today I read some shitistic that 95% of college students don't enjoy drinking.

by Jeebusllama May 5, 2006

shitistic

noun
1. falsified fact or datum, esp. one used to solidifying a petty argument
See bullshit

He presented some shitistic to support some faggonometric aim.

by Kariem September 19, 2007

shitistics

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health

Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.

by wanwanwan September 21, 2022

shitstill

when you are ready to shit in a public bathroom, yet somebody comes in, and you hold it so that they won't hear embarassing noises coming from you (in essence, you are "sitting still"), and THEN you shit once they leave.

Roger: Hey, Dave! You don't look so good.
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!

by brooskitooski January 6, 2011

Shitification

the act of shitify

the act of turning something ugly

The shitification of that house is destroying the neighborhood.

The paint job and body modification was a shitification of a classic mustang.

by Bren36 August 28, 2009

shititis

1.a chronic bowel movement causing many unexpected trips to the toilet, similar to the squirts
2. having to shit more than usual on any given day

I was late for work due to a bad case of shititis.
All that beer and cajun food I had last night gave me shititis.

by Andy A. July 28, 2008

shitiotic

a build up for a insult to add impact.

a bad plan

the combination of the words shit and idiotic

a step up from idiotic

im not doing it twice, that would just be shitiotic.

go fuck yourself you, shitiotic fucktard!
whoever came up with this plan is just shitiotic.
That is the most shitiotic thing i have ever herd.

by lousethymaster June 30, 2011