suckpot

A suckpot is a person that shares the traits of an asinine character with severe verbal diarrhea.

Satyn you're such a suckpot! Stop that nonsense at once!

by NarcissaClarke May 4, 2015

suckbot

a sexbot used primarily for oral sex

often true fuckbots include the functionality of a suckbot

"The next generation of suckbots are gonna rock, man! My local sex shop has me down on their list!"

"Loser. Geek."

by dsimms January 16, 2008

Suckapotamus

An individual that bears a striking resemblance to a hippopotamus, who has an addiction to complaining, and is plagued with the problem of just sucking at life in general. Such an individual is a cross between beast, Debbie-downer, Medusa, and an incurable migraine.

The party became exponentially more enjoyable after the suckapotamus left. If I had to listen to one more complaint, I was going to cut my ear off.

by DaddyWouldYouLikeSomeSausage November 11, 2010

suckpoop

A person that partakes in the sucking of poop. The poop that is sucked originates from the suckpoop themselves, or from other people/animals. The suckpoop can choose to simply suck on said poop, or they may ultimately decide to consume it so it does not go to waste. Certain suckpoops are very picky about what types of poop they will suck, some going so far as refusing to suck their own poop. It is commonplace for a suckpoop to smell and inspect poop before sucking to be sure it is of the desired odor, color and consistency.

You: Remember Jimmy Jiggins from high school?

Me: Yeah, he's a total suckpoop now.

You: What the hell is a suckpoop??

Me: A suckpoop is a person who partakes in the sucking of poop.

by metal slug July 12, 2010

tech suckport

English inproficient people, most of who are from China and India, that you must call when you are experiencing errors that make a software product unusable. If you can get a person that can speak some slight resemblance of the English language, consider yourself very lucky. Even then 99% percent of the time they will not be of any help whatsoever, and cause further confusion and even more errors.

Bob: This program is not working. Why don't I call Tech Support?
Joe: You mean Tech Suckport.
Bob: Yes
(Bob picks up the phone and dials the number for Tech Suckport)

Tech Suckport: Yellow. Meecrosof Tack Supaut. Ho ceen I hail yu?
Bob: Hello, I'm having this problem with source control in VSS 2005.
Tech Suckport: Wayt? Ee cent har ya?
Bob: Do you know how to speak Engllsh?
Tech Suckport: Ee don eendursta yo? Yo ned tack lauder.
Bob: I said DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH?
Tech Suckport: Aa. Ingle. I spek vahy god Ingle.
Bob: OK, can you please help me with my problem?
Tech Suckport: Yue prubleeme? Wat prubleeme ees. Plece tai me mah detuh. Ees prubleeme fatulleruh?
Bob: My problem is with Visual Source Safe. Yes it's a fatal error.
Tech Suckport: Oh Visah Sauce Saf. I don no no Sauce Saf. Eys nat mee specsalty. I well geetcowolka huno Sauch Saf.
Bob: Can your coworker speak English?
Tech Suckport: Oh yays. He takeen Eeassellcaws een skull. He leerning god Anglees een Eeassellcaws. I git hem no.
Bob: Never mind. It's hopeless.
Tech Suckport: No eederstend yu senteez. Pless repit.
(Bob slams down the phone)

by Boxcar Bob August 2, 2007

Suffering suckotash

When the person giving a blowjob can't breathe
-could be due to size, allergies, or even the common cold

Marco was giving Lucas a blow job, which quickly turned into a suffering suckotash. Marco nearly died

by Veen-che August 26, 2022

suckpop

A "suckpop" occurs when someone sucks a penis too hard, their ears pop.

"Man she went down on me so hard, I'm certain she suckpopped at least twice"

by Sneakyjeff6969 December 13, 2016