suckpocalypse 

When the world doesn't actually end, but everything sucks in everyone's lives on the globe.

Quarantines issued after the COVID-19 outbreak brought a serious suckpocalypse.

suckpocalypse by D. D. Morgan April 16, 2020

fuckpocalypse 

Sex that ends the world.

"I'd do Beyonce, but that'd be a fuckpocalypse."

...and in their blissful coital revelry, Wanda and Todd inadvertently initiated the fuckpocalypse.

fuckpocalypse by Woco Mofo July 1, 2011

Snackpocalypse 

The end of the world caused by people eating too much junk food resulting in any of the following:

a. The over-consumption of all the resources on the planet; resulting in eventual starvation of everyone; or

b. The imbalance of weight on certain continents which will, in turn, stop the earth from rotating which will cause:

i. Gravity to stop working

ii. The atmosphere to disappate

iii. One side of the earth to be perpetually freezing and the other side to be perpetually hot

resulting in the death of all humans.

Someone is going to have to do something about that families diet. If we dont stop them soon they will bring about the snackpocalypse.

Snackpocalypse by Anthony Swann June 20, 2011