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"I'd do Beyonce, but that'd be a fuckpocalypse."
...and in their blissful coital revelry, Wanda and Todd inadvertently initiated the fuckpocalypse.
...and in their blissful coital revelry, Wanda and Todd inadvertently initiated the fuckpocalypse.
fuckpocalypse by Woco Mofo July 1, 2011
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Snackpocalypse
The end of the world caused by people eating too much junk food resulting in any of the following:
a. The over-consumption of all the resources on the planet; resulting in eventual starvation of everyone; or
b. The imbalance of weight on certain continents which will, in turn, stop the earth from rotating which will cause:
i. Gravity to stop working
ii. The atmosphere to disappate
iii. One side of the earth to be perpetually freezing and the other side to be perpetually hot
resulting in the death of all humans.
a. The over-consumption of all the resources on the planet; resulting in eventual starvation of everyone; or
b. The imbalance of weight on certain continents which will, in turn, stop the earth from rotating which will cause:
i. Gravity to stop working
ii. The atmosphere to disappate
iii. One side of the earth to be perpetually freezing and the other side to be perpetually hot
resulting in the death of all humans.
Someone is going to have to do something about that families diet. If we dont stop them soon they will bring about the snackpocalypse.
Snackpocalypse by Anthony Swann June 20, 2011
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
girl grip
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026