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system-suckers
Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.
I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.
system-suckers by jpg3 April 26, 2015
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suckerpuss
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suckerpunch by wetwebwork March 10, 2006
Zuckerbust
That day when the Facebook genius boy eats shit and starts his very long and heavily defended legal path toward what will likely be a very short stint at Otisville, the cushy upstate Federal prison that all the gilded fraudsters choose to do their time in.
Let’s just hope that all of his covert support of Putin’s Puppet ultimately earns Markie Z the Zuckerbust we all hope is coming!
Zuckerbust by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021
Suckerism
n- a general description of traits, characteristics, behavior and or actions, that would be looked down upon by followers of the street code. Coined by JohnSkiizValour
I quit! I cant deal with the amount of suckerism at this job.
or
You could have just told me, you didn't have to resort to pure suckerism.
or
We like to keep a consistant low level of suckerism at all times.
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You could have just told me, you didn't have to resort to pure suckerism.
or
We like to keep a consistant low level of suckerism at all times.
Suckerism by John Skiiz Valour July 4, 2010
Suckerberg
Suckerberg is Clickbait, i.e. web content that is aimed at generating online advertising revenue for Mark Zuckerberg, especially at the expense of quality or accuracy, relying on sensationalist headlines to attract click-throughs from stupid Facebook newbs.
Suckerberg by furbandick December 26, 2014
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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