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Studman69 

A recurring theme on fark. A poster that points out minor flaws in threads about attractive womaen.

Often accompanied by a photo of a man of subpar looks typing in the quote below in a screenshot of the Fark comments section of an article.
Studman69: "I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standard"
Studman69 by curmudge0n April 26, 2011
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Stuntman 

A stunt performer who stands in for the actor performing dangerous stunts on film and television.
A stuntman is a male performer who's employed to take place for the actors specialized in stunts like jumping off buildings, fight scenes, car chase/crashes, tumbling, horse falls, and handling weapons ( knives, swords, guns, and more).

Mexican Stuntman 

When at a bar, a high quality tequila is used, along with the other elements of a snakebite. However, the salt is snorted, the lemon is squeezed into the drinking customer's eye, willingly, by himself, and the tequila is shot. A new variation on an old favorite. This was witnessed at the The Brass Rail bar in Fort Wayne, Indiana. And the existance of such a maneuver was verfied by the sober, non-drinking bartender. The now-sober owner, verified.
The Mexican Stuntman occured when the co-owner of the bar took a snort of salt, a squeeze of lemon in his eye, on purpose, and took a shot of fine tequila. It was witnessed by the co-owner of the bar and the sober bartender. The date was November 15, 2010. Until this moment, it had only been discussed in legend in bars everywhere. Mexicans everywhere have not been this proud since the Alamo.
One who is very knowledgeable with statistics, specifically basketball stats. Very good with numbers, and usually has a ridiculously good memory. Remembers the most crazy stats that nobody else does.
Statman is helping out by doing the stats for our team tonight!
Did Statman tell you about that Bulls-Pacers game last night?
"Stephen went 6/6 from the 3pt line and had 31pts, 9/13 from the FT line, 8/14 from the field and had 6 Rebounds," says Statman.
Statman by THE Original Statman April 13, 2010

tequila stuntman 

A tequila shot antic in which the drinker:
1.snorts a line of salt
2.slams the shot of tequila
and
3.squeezes the lime in his/her eye.

This shot was allegedly invented by Steve-o of Jackass fame.
My attention-whoring roommate performed a tequila stuntman in front of the whole bar and didn't have to pay for drinks the rest of the night.
tequila stuntman by Mina February 16, 2004

Stuntman Shot 

Made popular by rugby players, the stuntman shot is the baddest ass shot you will ever take. You snort a line of salt, followed by a shot of tequilla. You then squeeze lime juice into the eye and take a punch to the face from an opposing teams (or a friend if youre not a rugger) player.
Dude, Larry was fucked up after a few stuntman shots!