Statman 

One who is very knowledgeable with statistics, specifically basketball stats. Very good with numbers, and usually has a ridiculously good memory. Remembers the most crazy stats that nobody else does.

Statman is helping out by doing the stats for our team tonight!
Did Statman tell you about that Bulls-Pacers game last night?
"Stephen went 6/6 from the 3pt line and had 31pts, 9/13 from the FT line, 8/14 from the field and had 6 Rebounds," says Statman.

Statman by THE Original Statman April 13, 2010

Statman 

Nickname of Suns Forward/Center Amare' Stoudamire.

Statman went off last night with 28 points, 12 rebounds and 4 blocked shots.

Statman by E Style December 6, 2006

Statman 

A person who has sex with an underage minor. Not terrible, but easy to make fun of.

Woah dude, Josh just became a statman!

#stattykid

Statman by jball. August 21, 2019

Statian 

A person from the United States of America. The word 'American' could apply to a Canadian or an Argentine person. So 'Statian' must apply.

Stinky is a fuckwitted Statian.

Statian by Stinky's lover October 18, 2008

United Statian 

A United Statian (or simply Statian) is a person from the United States of America, since the term American refers to any person in the western hemisphere.

As the example above points out, if there was a country in Africa called "United States of Africa" then anyone from Africa would be an African not just people from that country.

Here is also another example; people from the United Arab Emirates are called "Emiratis" why aren't they called "Arabs" if they have the term Arab in their name? simply, because it overlaps with the other Arabs, in the same way the term American only to refer to US citizens overlaps with all the other Americans.

The United Statian (State-ian) government has declared war on Iraq.

Statians are among the friendliest people in the world.

United Statian by Corregidor June 17, 2008

stutman 

a person (government agent) who investigates or provides information on narcotics violations.

named after the most famous narc in America "Robert Stutman"

Another bust! Damn stutmans, always gotta ruin the party.

stutman by BasturD May 18, 2006

scatman

A scatman is a person who stutters but is able to turn it into an awesome beat.

Scatman John is a scatman, he really knows how to scat a good rhyme.

scatman by Scatman John September 12, 2004