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Statman

One who is very knowledgeable with statistics, specifically basketball stats. Very good with numbers, and usually has a ridiculously good memory. Remembers the most crazy stats that nobody else does.
Statman is helping out by doing the stats for our team tonight!
Did Statman tell you about that Bulls-Pacers game last night?
"Stephen went 6/6 from the 3pt line and had 31pts, 9/13 from the FT line, 8/14 from the field and had 6 Rebounds," says Statman.
by THE Original Statman April 13, 2010
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Statman

Nickname of Suns Forward/Center Amare' Stoudamire.
Statman went off last night with 28 points, 12 rebounds and 4 blocked shots.
by E Style December 6, 2006
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Statman

A person who has sex with an underage minor. Not terrible, but easy to make fun of.
Woah dude, Josh just became a statman!

#stattykid
by jball. August 21, 2019
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