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stutzman 

A fucking queer who plays a oboe during concert season and marches a baritone during marching season

We all hate a Stutzman.
"Did you see that guy!"

"Yeah he's a fucking Stutzman!"
stutzman by Kendrick Hubbard May 24, 2016
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The Stutzman 

Noun - A douchbag freeloader who never closes the door.
That Scott kid really reminds me of "The Stutzman" when he comes in my room and makes a mess.
The Stutzman by O1SAU February 21, 2011

sam stutzman 

sam is a very sexy ripped rapper/youtuber and is a awesome dude so subscribe to tractorsam
sam stutzman by sam stutzmans December 13, 2019
a person (government agent) who investigates or provides information on narcotics violations.

named after the most famous narc in America "Robert Stutman"
Another bust! Damn stutmans, always gotta ruin the party.
stutman by BasturD May 18, 2006
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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