Stupid Dick

When you get a boner and it sucks the blood from your brain and makes you do stupid things

Man, I got stupid dick last night and fucked that ugly girl

by billphillips April 14, 2015

dick stupid

when a man is so turned on sexually he can no longer think straight, he is said to be "dick stupid." When a man is "dick stupid," he is likely to do anything to please his prospective partner.

"Once I got him all dick stupid, I made him promise to buy me that necklace we had seen earlier in the day."

by robert h. February 3, 2006

Stupid Dumb Dick

When your stroke game is so on point durring sex your D is so amazing her facial expressions resemble that of a person with an IQ lower than 20

Frat bro 1 : " brahh!! I smashed that hottie from the party last night!!"

Frat boy 2 : " Ooooh Fuck yea bud!!! Dis you gove her that Stupid Dumb Dick??"

Frat boy 1 : " bro she looked like she had bobble eyes "

by 69plus2minus2 May 31, 2017

mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker

1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.

2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.

Why the fuck did you do that! you mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker!

by H to the muthafuckin Azel January 10, 2004

Dick Stupid

a top-tier insult for anyone who calls you a penis idiot.

richard: "your really a penis idiot"
You: "well at least i'm not dick stupid"

by Riso nero January 14, 2020

Stupid dick tricks

Stupid Dick tricks are when a guy or bf slaps penis back and forth or helicopter. Or Felix muscle UN front of u to amaze u

There goes D.K doing stupid Dick tricks again .

by Orting honey June 30, 2016

Dick Stupid

When you allow yourself to be mistreated because he has a good dick..

Besides getting you dick stupid, what does he do for you?

by ~smart One July 15, 2019