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stuffocated 

The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.

Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.

This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.
(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.

Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?

stuffucking

The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly (see also Fugly).
I couldn't get it up so i started stuffucking her
stuffucking by Da Man July 16, 2004

stuffocating

The stuffocating feeling of having too much stuff. There is no more room for any more stuff; If I buy one more thing I may stuffocate. Every closet and drawer is already jammed with stuff.
The hoarder's house was stuffocating.
stuffocating by Lexi416 November 2, 2013

stuntcock 

Often used in the adult entertainment industry, a stuntcock is a "well-endowed" man who stands in for another during explicit scenes.
"Cut! Ok, bring in the stuntcock!"
stuntcock by anti-racist May 17, 2003

stuntcock 

A Stunt Cock is a well endowed thespian who, at the time of the "snotshot" in a jazz flick, is brought in if the lead thespian is unable to perform..
"Okay Randy, it's been ten minutes since this flick was supposed to finish, time we brought in the stunt cock to finish up."
stuntcock by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

Stuffocated 

When you have eaten so much food and are stuffed so full that you feel like you are suffocating.
I don't think I can eat anything else, I feel stuffocated already.
Stuffocated by tlcstarfire December 29, 2012