suffacock 

When a male suffacates a person with his penis. The penis is shoved into the throat beyond the point of gagging and actually blocks the airway.

My old lady was really pissing me off with her bitching so I suffacocked her!

suffacock by XXXR8Mike July 5, 2009

suffacock 

To disrupt another person's trachea with the head of a penis, preferably a beautiful cut penis and not an ugly foreskin-riddled German Johnny

Mike and Keira were at his lake when he tried to suffacock her but she got away, gasping for air.

suffacock by robot777player March 15, 2016

Staffacockle 

The most versatile of insults. Use it in place of any other insult. Staffacockle is generaly used when you want to end an argument or prove a point. All in all, staffacockle is the Chuck Norris of insults.

Steve: Dude Kevin you suck!
Kevin: Thats not what your mom said last night.
Steve: Go suck a staffacockle!

Staffacockle by Xtralife April 27, 2011

stuffcock 

Someone who is really stuck up: in a sentence.

"Wow. That person is a stuffcock, he won't do anything fun.

stuffcock by Mcjenkins54 September 20, 2013

Suffacocking 

To suffocate someone else by shoving your penis down their throat.

"Get your dick out of my throat! Your suffacocking me!"

Girl 1: "Hey you look blue what's up?"
Girl 2: "My boyfriend suffacocked me"

Suffacocking by AlexTheSuffacocker November 16, 2013

Puffacock

When a girl blows into a limp uncircumcised dick and it blows up like a pufferfish.

"My girl blew air into my flaccid dick and next thing you know it looked like a pufferfish. She has asthma though, so she can't Puffacock for too long."

Puffacock by 13th December 10, 2013

suckacockracy 

When colleagues who are cock suckers suck cock to get ahead based not on ability or talent but on sucking (in every sense of the word)

The only way to get ahead here in this workplace is by jumping on the suckacockracy bandwagon.

suckacockracy by ligaiks March 26, 2019