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Elgurgas Beef Stroganoff 

A girl with a really nasty vagina!
I was about to pork her but she had elgurgas beef stroganoff

Beef Stroganoff 

When a girl throws up on you while gagging on your penis
She beef stroganoff all over me, when she tried to sallow my cock
Beef Stroganoff by Chop12 December 13, 2016

Stroganoff 

stroganoff meaning to masturbate.
dude. I wanted this girl to give me the full meal. but, I had to stroganoff cause she would never want it.

Stanislaus Butt Stroganoff 

The act of a guy sitting on a girls face and she eats his ass whilst stroking his man meat. Then proceeds to finish him off by sucking on his mushroom tip until the cream comes out. Otherwise known as Stanislaus Butt Strokenoff (Stroke-him-off).
I heard Meghan gives the best Stanislaus Butt Stroganoff.

Floating Stroganoff 

Diarrhea with ejaculate. It typically happens whilst eating ass from an ass you just ejaculated into.
She had a spurt of floating stroganoff all over my face and up my nose...
Floating Stroganoff by Yukarch August 21, 2020

menstrual stroganoff 

This occurs when the female and male partner engage in intercourse. The male will then ejaculate inside the vaginal canal while the female is on her menstrual (cycle) period. The female partner then contracts the vaginal section souping the semen and menstrual fluids including the menstrual loaf which is served as the protein (meat) substitute into a serving dish adding favorite spices and Pre-cooked noodles. Add milk for ultimate creamy menstrual stroganoff!
Cassondra screamed at Mark! "Stop hogging all the menstrual stroganoff you fat fuck!

Mark made a comment, "Hey Sondra how bout that famous menstrual stroganoff we enjoy to put together for dinner?

Sondra replied to Mark, "menstrual stroganoff is the best dish for hunger and pleasure Mark, I know how much you enjoy that dish".
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briefcake 

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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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