stressage

a message that causes stress.

I keep getting stressages that my books are overdue at the library.

by Kevin Kusreau August 3, 2007

Stressted

Stress and rested combined

I stressted over the weekend.

by Young Rebel00 October 23, 2023

Stressure

to have unwanted stress and to be under a significant amount of pressure.

Since starting her new job, Kelli had been under a lot of stressure.

by Bobojae December 25, 2009

Stressay

A stressful essay is a stressay. If there's an essay that is making you really stressed it's a stressay. Stressay's are the worst.

Friend #1: My essay has to be 10000 words long. Ugh! It's going to take forever I don't even know what to write.
Friend #2: Oof! Sounds like a real stressay

by OKURNESSEABJ August 30, 2019

stresslexic

Becoming dyslexic under stress, such as when taking a test.

You write "esle" instead of "else", => rather than >=, or 1200 rather than 12000.

Based on the errors you made on your test, I believe you may be stresslexic.

by Mark Hutchenreuther October 27, 2005

streamage

Usually when talking about a male, the flow of your pee from the tip of your penis into the toilet/urinal.

“Dude check out how long that guys streamage is!”

by omghedidthething October 14, 2019

stressure

A combination of the two words 'stress' and 'pressure'. Being tense or anxious while under a large amount of pressure to perform tasks.

I'm so stressured.

by Ashley0000 November 22, 2010