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A scrassage is a mix of a massage and scratching to put one to sleep.

I'm going to give you the best scrassage when you get home tonight .

scrassage by AMOTOR December 7, 2017

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Scrassage

A cross between a back scratch and a massage

I’m feeling alittle tense at the moment a nice scrassage would be great

Scrassage by Rianna17 July 1, 2019

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Crassage

A word that is used when someone typically, a girl, gives an out side the pants hand job to a guy.

I heard that Tom went over to Kevyn's house and she gave him a crassage.

Crassage by Jerry wienhousen September 26, 2008

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Scrotal Scrapage

The scraping of the scrotum.

I wish that dude would die by scrotal scrapage.

Scrotal Scrapage by Mackieman August 27, 2003

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scrannage

like the word 'scran' meaning food

'yes dave, i'll take a bit of that scrannage. looks really tasty.'

scrannage by helicopterexplosionsociety March 1, 2007

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Sassage Pants

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

Sassage Pants by Beautyblood August 23, 2010

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smassage

massage that ends in sex, or a sexual ending massage

babes do you want a smassage?

smassage by Grrlikealion October 14, 2021

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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