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stressaging

When one messages someone during a time of anxiety or stress either to have someone to talk to or kill time.
A: Dude why are you talking to me? Didn't you say you had a 10 page paper due at midnight?
B: I do lmao, I'm just stressaging.
by gagle February 15, 2020
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Stresslaxing

(v.) Being so stressed that relaxing makes you more stressed because you're not working on what's making you stressed.
Was gonna watch my favourite movie, but ended up stresslaxing...
by Iscara August 15, 2020
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Stressing Steve Syndrome

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.
Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!
by MCleary November 17, 2009
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Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin)

KU-ull-R-anch-DR-ess-in
<g is silent>

Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.

Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name
"Hey JuJuHibe, I was just sniffing your rank subjugation and it was Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin), so smoke 'em if you got 'em, alright, that sucked."

".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."

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Overuse can lead to the perils...(sic) of spaghetti incident.

***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at Melbourne Cricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:

Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........
by EmonkEmonkE December 29, 2016
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stressaying

working on an essay while under tremendous stress
OR
using stress as a motivation to complete essay
ive been stressaying all day!
i will talk to you later, i need to go stressay.
by Imran Mohammad November 16, 2006
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stressing

(stress + pressing)- a lot of stress for one thing you want from another person
don't stressing me, i came when i want
by Paul Izzo March 14, 2009
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Stressting

When you are resting but stress kicks in as well.
Geezer, I was trying to rest and all of a sudden I started stressing too. I was proper stressting!!!
by 007Geezer September 30, 2018
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