Crazy people who make cookies and shit at 2:00 in the morning because they're losing sleep over something that shouldn't be thinking about for another eight or so hours.
Name given to the person (he/she) who has the ability to manage and/or occupy/juggle more than one stress ball at the same time. This uncommon ability allows the person to reduce his/her amount of stress by just playing with the balls.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"