straighthate

when you hate the straights (aka straight people)

‘whats thats on the back of your shirt?...straighthate?, wtf is that?’
‘im gay’ -chanyeol

straighthate by ttaetea June 16, 2021

straightface 

when someone sends you an old meme or some unfunny shit and you keep a straight face on it

"Dude, stop sending me old shit. I will straightface it all"

straightface by placebo! August 19, 2020

Straighater 

What you jokingly call gay people to guilt trip them for not wanting to hang out with you for being straight.

"You just don't want to hang out with me and my friends because we are straight huh? You're such a straighater."

Straighater by cpdcrsdr April 21, 2010

straightware 

similar to "gaydar," straightware is a heterosexual person's intuitive sense that allows them to identify fellow straight people; usually more critical to straight men

At the cocktail party, Frank used his straightware to sense that it was "safe" to tell the lesbian joke he heard at work that day.

straightware by Sexy Simian December 8, 2010

straightiation 

A type of heteronormative toxicity that unconsciously radiates from straight people.

Gurl, that bachelorette party ruined Wednesday night drag bingo with its straightiation.

straightiation by lgbtquotidian April 17, 2021

straightgate

When you discover your same-sex lover (actual or potential) is in a relationship with someone of THE OPPOSITE SEX.

You: Sup? You still trying to hook up with what's-her-name?
Her: Naw man, I just found out she's dating some guy she met in college... #StraightGate
You: What?! No way - I totally thought she was a lesbian!!!

straightgate by MaskedBandits August 27, 2018

Straightfae 

"Straightfae" describes a gathering that takes place immediately after the working day ends. This usually involves the consumption of alcohol in a local public house.

"We doin' a straightfae the night then?"
"Ayeee"

Straightfae by nosylla7 October 26, 2013