straightgate

When you discover your same-sex lover (actual or potential) is in a relationship with someone of THE OPPOSITE SEX.

You: Sup? You still trying to hook up with what's-her-name?
Her: Naw man, I just found out she's dating some guy she met in college... #StraightGate
You: What?! No way - I totally thought she was a lesbian!!!

by MaskedBandits August 27, 2018

straightface

when someone sends you an old meme or some unfunny shit and you keep a straight face on it

"Dude, stop sending me old shit. I will straightface it all"

by placebo! August 19, 2020

Straighater

What you jokingly call gay people to guilt trip them for not wanting to hang out with you for being straight.

"You just don't want to hang out with me and my friends because we are straight huh? You're such a straighater."

by cpdcrsdr April 21, 2010

Straightgay

A straight guy (With our without female partner) who likes to occasionally dabble in sexual acts with a gay guy. All actions excluding anal are acceptable if your that way inclined, but if you take it up the stinker your gonna need to tell your girlfriend that you aint going to be appreciating that pussy anymore cause your Gay!

NOTE: Do not confuse this with Bisexual!

Straightgay: Hello Twink, how do you fancy sucking my fat shiny chess piece?

Twink: Ok, only if you return this favour!?

Straightgay: Sure, but you aint fucking my stinker, I still appreciate my girlfriends pussy!

by Chesspiece February 11, 2010

straightware

similar to "gaydar," straightware is a heterosexual person's intuitive sense that allows them to identify fellow straight people; usually more critical to straight men

At the cocktail party, Frank used his straightware to sense that it was "safe" to tell the lesbian joke he heard at work that day.

by Sexy Simian December 8, 2010

straightiation

A type of heteronormative toxicity that unconsciously radiates from straight people.

Gurl, that bachelorette party ruined Wednesday night drag bingo with its straightiation.

by lgbtquotidian April 17, 2021

Straightgay

A member of the lesbian, gay, or bisexual community who does not support the other alternative choices/lifestyles.

Straightgay Steve did not support the trans female entry in the Olympics.

by BearDoc July 26, 2023