Straight people

A strange breed of people. They are obsessed with tik-tok and only listen to travis scott,cardi b, and doja cat

Me: straight people are odd

by www.99999999.com January 17, 2022

Straight people

An endangered species that's being mercilessly hunted by femboys/traps

No one:
Literally no one:
People in 2069: remember when straight people weren't extinct?

by I eat poop 69 March 11, 2022

Straight people

One of the reasons humanity isn't extinct. Seriously why do I see so many definitions hating on straights?

Straight people are one of the reasons humanity isn't extinct.

by The local Argentinian guy March 1, 2023

Straight people

Normal people

Person 1: look at those normal citizens

Person 2:nah they just straight people

by Oranana October 15, 2023

Straight People

People of the following characteristics

- walks slowly
- obsessed with the opposite sex
- prolly loves sex
- thinks gay people have a crush on them

Person 1: *walks fast while having standards and texting same-sex crush*
Person 2: Slow down!
Person 3: Yeah slow down
Person 1: Y'all are a bunch of straight people 🙄

by Just An Epic Genius April 29, 2022

Straight People

Disgusting people who have no flavor.

"Wait...are you gay"
"No, I'm a straight people"

by annaa.rosee January 7, 2021

straight people are gross

An entirely true fact that can be approved of by anyone who isn't straight or people who are ashamed of being straight.

Queer person: "straight people are gross"
Gross straight person: "fuck you"
Queer person: "oh so you wanna fuck me, doesn't seem very straight of you 😏"

by Gaybitchenby February 20, 2021