stovec 

stolen vehicle

i was rinsin a stovec round the mead last nite

stovec by Lee White September 5, 2003

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

A phrase to respond to an unanswerable question. It comes from a review by Possum Reviews on the homemade movie, "The Goblin." In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on a propane stove. It is never brought up again and has no reason, so Possum repeats it multiple times in the video.

Friend: Why did your parents make you?
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

Why did the goblin turn on the stove? by CakeLiar November 2, 2020

Carolina stove top 

The act of performing bare bottomed flatulence in a person's face who is laying down. Similar to a dutch oven in terms of sharing a fart with an unsuspecting individual.

Check out Mandy passed out on the couch. Go hit her with the carolina stove top.

Carolina stove top by BFG Arebeekay January 26, 2017

storecerer 

A flattering euphemism for a clerk. A shop-dwelling peon, particularly one whose interests include magic, fantasy or science fiction.

Comic Shop Patron #1 (to the Comic Shop Clerk): I see you've acquired a signed copy of "David Boring", you are quite the storecerer.

Game Shop Patron #1 (to the Game Shop Clerk): Glad to see you've purged the shop of all D&D versions greater than or equal to 3.5.
Game Shop Clerk: I think it's what The Gygax would've wanted.
Game Shop Patron #2: You, sir, are a mighty storecerer!

storecerer by Quux February 24, 2011

I love my stove 

A phrase that is used by the spider gang member "EDDISON" mainly in his song with Lil darkie "drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah"
This phrase has become an inside joke among spider gang fans for a while now. The world needs to know that eddison loves his stove

*weird distorted high pitch beat plays*
Lil darkie: HAH
Eddison: I love my stove!!!

me: what am i doing on this site anymore ;-;

I love my stove by Sempai-san March 27, 2021

Stoeckle 

An awesome person who is really cool but a little quirky.

Wow look at Stoeckle she is sooo cool.

Stoeckle by sldkjfsdfjioeu February 18, 2009

Electric stove

An electric stove is a stupid stove which make food taste like plastic! No matter how well you cook it or how seasoned it is, nothing can mask the plastic taste that electric stoves leave on food.

Tony: I cooked rice and beans and meat and spaghetti on an electric stove. It taste like plastic! So I got rid of the electric stove and bought a gas stove. Gas stoves add flavor!

Apple using headphone jack hating charging port hating SAM card hating speakers hating cloud loving butt plug wearing hipsters!: But we love the plastic taste!

Electric stove by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2023